Lets get down to brass tacks here...I LOATHE the Purple Aggies (almost as much as their maroon predecessors) and want to obliterate them more than I want to crush any other team this year...feel free to chime in and enlighten us on what you hate/love about the amphibians, here is my list:
- TUITION - I LOVE how a toad will get self conscious and butt hurt when someone makes a statement about how SMU costs more in tuition, even though students from both schools spend the same amount of money on booger sugar per year.
- 2011 Rose Bowl - No one gives a F***! Seriously its sad enough that all they had to do was be the best in the Mountain West Conference to get to the Rose Bowl...get over it, no one gives a shit.
- Treyvon Boykin and his K-State gear - I LOVE that TCU's (hopeful...and VERY optimistic) rendition of their maroon predecessor's heisman candidate got called out on national tv for wearing K-State gear in one of their past games. What happened to TCU's own "sweet" unis?
- Excuses - I LOVE the fact that when they smell an upset approaching, the excuses (injuries, arrests, admittance to rehab facility, etc.) start flowing like...the love juices at the Hedonism II Resort.
Q: If 2 married TCU grads divorce, are they still cousins?
- TUITION - I LOVE how a toad will get self conscious and butt hurt when someone makes a statement about how SMU costs more in tuition, even though students from both schools spend the same amount of money on booger sugar per year.
- 2011 Rose Bowl - No one gives a F***! Seriously its sad enough that all they had to do was be the best in the Mountain West Conference to get to the Rose Bowl...get over it, no one gives a shit.
- Treyvon Boykin and his K-State gear - I LOVE that TCU's (hopeful...and VERY optimistic) rendition of their maroon predecessor's heisman candidate got called out on national tv for wearing K-State gear in one of their past games. What happened to TCU's own "sweet" unis?
- Excuses - I LOVE the fact that when they smell an upset approaching, the excuses (injuries, arrests, admittance to rehab facility, etc.) start flowing like...the love juices at the Hedonism II Resort.
Q: If 2 married TCU grads divorce, are they still cousins?
