so I'm at a wedding in Houston tonight. Outdoor reception, and it's freezing. Woman preacher. No ushers, just girls to tell you to not go down the center aisle. Crying kid through the whole thing. Homemade vows. Unbalanced auditorium/chapel. Three kids with us in the hotel room so not gonna get any.
On the plus side, closing in on drunk.
On the plus side, closing in on drunk.