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For my fellow millennial college football fans

ttuboat

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http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...lege-football-programs-as-pokemon-this-is-fun

Highlights:
Louisville: Arbok is a giant snake. Louisville is coached by Bobby Petrino.

Kansas: Wario.Not a Pokemon, but really good at a completely different game.

Texas Tech: Primeape, another angry, powerful monkey that doesn't play any defense, is great at attacking, and could probably figure out how to fling a tortilla.

Michigan: Powerful stats, but easily one of the most weird and uncomfortable. One that you would absolutely not want coming over to your sleepover. Michigan is Jynx, a cold-weather humanoid thing that impersonates humans until people join it, much like Jim Harbaugh.

Purdue: OLD AMBER isn't even a Pokemon. It's a fossil that could turn into a Pokemon late in the game. Purdue isn't even really a football team right now.

Washington State: Who is our weirdest, drunkest Pokemon? Mr. Mime.

Texas A&M: This is easy. Alakazam. Fast, hip, mysterious, great attacks, but unable to take a punch. And has to be transferred traded away to reach its full potential.
 
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