So I am in an important meeting today and all of the sudden my phone starts blowing up, it's my wife. You know how when someone texts you a picture you can see the small attachment and somewhat make it out. All I can tell is I see a half naked woman, boobs, butt, lingerie, etc...
I'm thinking my wife is sexting me while I am at work and all of my dreams are coming true! I just knew a new door was opening and greats things were going to come of it.
So, reluctantly, because I am in an important meeting, I open the text but have to make sure no one else sees it. No way I was waiting to open it though.
Then my happiness quickly turns to anxiousness and I realize what she sent me...
....it is screenshots from the "Thick Women" thread
. It's all of the women I posted and comments I made, which aren't even bad and the women are dressed, obviously
.
She goes completely nuts on me and starts telling me it's porn!. I quickly remind her it's not porn and it's no different than the stupid drama sex scenes she watches on tv.
Damn synced iPhones got me with the shared browser history. So I switched to private mode and changed my password
EDIT: She got over it, we laughed it off and moved on NBD. Just thought it was funny considering my phone was on the desk during said meeting and clients could see it blowing up...geez some of you guys can really jump to some conclusions
I'm thinking my wife is sexting me while I am at work and all of my dreams are coming true! I just knew a new door was opening and greats things were going to come of it.
So, reluctantly, because I am in an important meeting, I open the text but have to make sure no one else sees it. No way I was waiting to open it though.
Then my happiness quickly turns to anxiousness and I realize what she sent me...
....it is screenshots from the "Thick Women" thread
. It's all of the women I posted and comments I made, which aren't even bad and the women are dressed, obviously.She goes completely nuts on me and starts telling me it's porn!
. I quickly remind her it's not porn and it's no different than the stupid drama sex scenes she watches on tv.Damn synced iPhones got me with the shared browser history. So I switched to private mode and changed my password
EDIT: She got over it, we laughed it off and moved on NBD. Just thought it was funny considering my phone was on the desk during said meeting and clients could see it blowing up...geez some of you guys can really jump to some conclusions
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