So it looks like my wife will be gone a couple days during the summer and I'll have the house all to myself (with my 9 year old). WTF do I do? I mean, I know the usual like drink, rub one out, drink more, rub another one out, etc... Might take the kiddo camping for a couple nights or get him to a MLB game, but otherwise I'm drawing a blank.
I could probably get a babysitter and go to Vegas for a day or 2, but all of my friends are chained down or broke af and I'm not the type to hit up Vegas alone. Plus my wife may never leave me alone again if I did that. Or she may leave me alone forever...
So, here I am, asking for the never failing wisdom of RRS. What do I do with myself while my wife is out of town?
I could probably get a babysitter and go to Vegas for a day or 2, but all of my friends are chained down or broke af and I'm not the type to hit up Vegas alone. Plus my wife may never leave me alone again if I did that. Or she may leave me alone forever...
So, here I am, asking for the never failing wisdom of RRS. What do I do with myself while my wife is out of town?
