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What Is This Sad Bucket Of Cooling Horse Crap?

texaskstar

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Jan 30, 2005
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So I invite by DB Brother over to watch the evening NCAA games because I know he will by me beer and I don't have to worry about driving myself home from @JThomas7 Glorious Establishment. Serioustly if you haven't been to Tall City Brewery, you need to stop being a little bitch and go. It's amazertixing. I've also given @JThomas7 several glorious ideas that came before his preceisious 3 beer limit, who we'll see how strongly he sticks to his own convictions.

Ok, on to my rant though. I'm wathcing college Basketball and somehow Winthrop loses and now I'm watching James "Pedernales Creek" Van Der Belt judge a competition where a bunch of GEDs with full sleeves make In-N-Out Burgers. Um, excuse me, I haven't finished all the beer that was brought to me by money not belonging to me. I don't want to watch this. I need more athletic competitions where 10 black guys play on a court framed in the words EQUALITY. I don't know what network is responsible for this, but I DID NOT fight in 2 foreign wars to be subjected to this kind of malarkey. You need to keep airing the programing I sat down to twatch until I pass out or turn the TV off and start yell at the 7-11 clerk for not selling us more beer.

Thanks a lot Biden.
 
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