I have a few that are sacred and cannot be broken. If broken: you are an asshole
1) you MUST cheer for your hometown team. Regardless of how good/bad they are
2) you must at LEAST support/be neutral to the team where you currently live. That team may be a rival of your favorite/hometown team but if you live in that city you can’t be a hater. Nobody likes those people.
3) if your alma mater/favorite team goes to a championship game, it’s your duty to do everything in your power to go. No matter what.
4) only kids 12 years and under or parents of players on team are allowed to wear player jerseys. That’s just a simple man rule as well.
5) if you’re a male over 21 and you paint any piece of your body to a sporting event: drink a gallon of bleach
Those are the rules. Plain as day
1) you MUST cheer for your hometown team. Regardless of how good/bad they are
2) you must at LEAST support/be neutral to the team where you currently live. That team may be a rival of your favorite/hometown team but if you live in that city you can’t be a hater. Nobody likes those people.
3) if your alma mater/favorite team goes to a championship game, it’s your duty to do everything in your power to go. No matter what.
4) only kids 12 years and under or parents of players on team are allowed to wear player jerseys. That’s just a simple man rule as well.
5) if you’re a male over 21 and you paint any piece of your body to a sporting event: drink a gallon of bleach
Those are the rules. Plain as day
