Wayyyyy OT: Bad pickup lines thread

[Used2BScooterTX]

Do your worst. I’ll start:

You should name your ass Netflix, because I could watch it all day.

Do you want to be the chicken, or the egg? Either way, I’ll let you cum first.

 

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