So...
Its highly doubtful that anyone even recalls the flippant post I made a few months back involving Patrick Mahomes, the NFL Draft, the first 32 picks, and a shoe. If you don't, disregard this thread.
For anyone else that cares: as my vindication approaches and I can revel in my foresight among a message board brimming with the internet elderly, home schooled weirdos, covert Baylor bolders ( @ttukevin ), and every other form of RRS loser, I wanted to lay out a final and half-serious set of ground rules.
If by some awful (also fantastic) miracle occurs tomorrow and Texas Tech's #5 is one of the 32 names announced in Philly, the following will occur:
I'll provide both photographic and video evidence of the act and stool samples upon request pending an active heart beat and decent hospital WiFi.
Yes. I'm an idiot.
Talk later dorks.
*ADDENDUM- If anyone is still willing to pledge a donation to Tech scholarship/Jennie Bailey fund, post it below.
Its highly doubtful that anyone even recalls the flippant post I made a few months back involving Patrick Mahomes, the NFL Draft, the first 32 picks, and a shoe. If you don't, disregard this thread.
For anyone else that cares: as my vindication approaches and I can revel in my foresight among a message board brimming with the internet elderly, home schooled weirdos, covert Baylor bolders ( @ttukevin ), and every other form of RRS loser, I wanted to lay out a final and half-serious set of ground rules.
If by some awful (also fantastic) miracle occurs tomorrow and Texas Tech's #5 is one of the 32 names announced in Philly, the following will occur:
- Poll will be posted on the board (sometime after round 1 concludes) with shoe options you can vote on (chosen by me).
- Winning pair will be purchased online (receipt screenshots provided)
- Within 1-2 days after arrival, an update to the thread will include tentative dinner date.
- Aforementioned shoe will be cooked and/or deconstructed for easier consumption.
- Bon appétit
I'll provide both photographic and video evidence of the act and stool samples upon request pending an active heart beat and decent hospital WiFi.
Yes. I'm an idiot.
Talk later dorks.
*ADDENDUM- If anyone is still willing to pledge a donation to Tech scholarship/Jennie Bailey fund, post it below.
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