There has never been a time that I placed a wager on a Texas Tech athletic event that I didn’t regret it. Tech and the gambling gods have always conspired against me to F me in the most painful ways possible.
But now I see an opportunity to use this to my advantage, and to the benefit of Texas Tech football.
I’m here to announce that, effective this week and continuing thru the CFP, I will be betting the money line for every one of Tech’s opponents.
Since Tech and the gambling gods will always find a way to make my Tech-related wagers a loser, I volunteer to lose my ass weekly, in exchange for Tech football victories.
I may not be able to afford my RRS membership, or my house payment, but if it means that we beat the hell out of Oregon on Saturday, I’m all the way in.
You’re welcome.
But now I see an opportunity to use this to my advantage, and to the benefit of Texas Tech football.
I’m here to announce that, effective this week and continuing thru the CFP, I will be betting the money line for every one of Tech’s opponents.
Since Tech and the gambling gods will always find a way to make my Tech-related wagers a loser, I volunteer to lose my ass weekly, in exchange for Tech football victories.
I may not be able to afford my RRS membership, or my house payment, but if it means that we beat the hell out of Oregon on Saturday, I’m all the way in.
You’re welcome.
