So I'm in this wedding, and after rehearsal Friday night we are at this Air B&B house playing drinking games. We decide to play Beer Run and the teams end up Red Raiders vs Aggies (some dummies in the bridal party have Aggie wives/sister.) So the Aggies beat us (by cheating, we didn't realize until later in the night) and they are doing their queer swaying sxit, playing their song. Saying Tech Tards etc.
I couldn't take it. Could not. I tell my buddy who was also in the wedding with me, "I'm about to show these Aggies my asshole." He says, "YOU WONT!" So as I'm dropping my drawers he says, "$50 if you spread your cheeks."
Opened em up and stayed there until that dumbass song ended.
I couldn't take it. Could not. I tell my buddy who was also in the wedding with me, "I'm about to show these Aggies my asshole." He says, "YOU WONT!" So as I'm dropping my drawers he says, "$50 if you spread your cheeks."
Opened em up and stayed there until that dumbass song ended.
