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Hypothetical B12 Mascot Battle Royale

TTUGuy33

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Ok...assume all of the conference mascots were real animals/people. Who would come out on top if they were all thrown in a ring together? Here is my stack ranking.

Tied for 1st: TTU Raider Red and OSU Pistol Pete: Both mascots are armed and have multiple shots available to them. I will give the edge to Raider Red because Pistol Pete's giant head is such an easy target.

2nd: WVa Mountaineer: Like TTU and OSU, the mountaineer is armed. However, he only has a rifle/musket. While it may be more powerful and better at a distance, he would only have one shot before having to reload.

Tie for 3rd: Baylor Bear and Willy the KSU Wildcat : These two are the only large predators on the list of mascots. Both have size and ferocity going for them. Its safe to say that they would definitely finish on top if weapons were not allowed.

4th: UT's Bevo: Big and powerful. Plus he has horns. However, very slow and typically very lazy.

5th: Boomer the OU Horse: Other than size/power he doesn't have much else to work with

6th: KU Jayhawk: I give the Jayhawk an edge because he isn't even a real bird. He gets the mythological advantage of not knowing what he is capable of.

7th: ISU's Cy the Cardinal: Not a large bird or a super aggressive one, the cardinal doesn't possess the size or offensive capabilities to stand much of a chance.

8th: TCU's Super Frog: Small, slow and lacking anything that could be considered dangerous, the horned frog would most definitely finish at the bottom of this battle.
 
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