I have a 1 year old Bull Mastiff. Boomer. I love the dog. I mean ...I love the dog.
Anyway.....At my plant (which is out in the middle of nowhere) If I need to take a piss and if I'm outside I just piss. (Huge plant yard with just mostly Rock and gravel...)
So As Boomer was growing up if he saw me taking a leak he would as dogs do come over and smell
(dogs like to smell)
anyway for the last few months he has learned to raise his leg and as male dogs do ...piss....to mark territory. and so forth...Well one day as I was taking a leak ...Boomer came up...took a sniff and pissed on MY LEG
I yelled and so forth ...but he did it a couple of more times...so now I don't take a leak outside.
So....
I was getting inspected by...well for you liberals...one of the government assholes (who is a asshole) and Boomer following us around...so this guy is writing me up a violation for ...I think having a trashcan outside that was too full or some such...and he said "Is it ok if I take a leak?"
of course I said Yes.
Anyway.....At my plant (which is out in the middle of nowhere) If I need to take a piss and if I'm outside I just piss. (Huge plant yard with just mostly Rock and gravel...)
So As Boomer was growing up if he saw me taking a leak he would as dogs do come over and smell
(dogs like to smell)
anyway for the last few months he has learned to raise his leg and as male dogs do ...piss....to mark territory. and so forth...Well one day as I was taking a leak ...Boomer came up...took a sniff and pissed on MY LEG
I yelled and so forth ...but he did it a couple of more times...so now I don't take a leak outside.
So....
I was getting inspected by...well for you liberals...one of the government assholes (who is a asshole) and Boomer following us around...so this guy is writing me up a violation for ...I think having a trashcan outside that was too full or some such...and he said "Is it ok if I take a leak?"
of course I said Yes.
