I've posted these in the past and thought I'd just start it's own thread and update weekly. My old high school buddy "Olton Farmer" sends out a weekly update and includes a joke/story.
Here's this week's Friday Humor from the Olton Farmer...
"There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to me. He grabbed my drink and gulped it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he said menacingly.
I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker said. “I didn’t think you’d cry. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I said. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen—and I don’t even have insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole thing!”
“But enough about me,” I said, wiping my tears. “How’s your day going?”
Here's this week's Friday Humor from the Olton Farmer...
"There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to me. He grabbed my drink and gulped it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he said menacingly.
I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker said. “I didn’t think you’d cry. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I said. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen—and I don’t even have insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole thing!”
“But enough about me,” I said, wiping my tears. “How’s your day going?”
