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Coming to a theater near you -- Art Briles, star of "Hoosiers"

ReasonableRaider

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I need to kick the habit of periodically going over to Baylorfans. But it's like going to the freak shows at the fair. You know you shouldn't, you know it's a waste of time, but morbid curiosity gets the best of you.

I guess I've never really looked at Baylor fans that closely until the scandal broke, but I swear it is the dumbest, most delusional, most asinine sub-species of people I've ever seen. I seriously don't think Aggies are this irrational.

Normally, I'd think this post would be a troll, but since it's Baylorfans, I have no doubt, in their quest to reinstate Art Briles, that this post is 100 percent serious:

"This is straight out of the movie, Hoosiers. Art Briles says he never got to respond to the accusations or talk to BOR before he was fired. We must DEMAND the BOR let Art speak to them first, and then have a revote. When you look at his career, the man deserves the chance to respond before we take his job and ruin his reputation. The board can vote again after Art speaks to them. Baylor owes him that much. I GUARANTEE, after hearing from Art, and taking another vote, the decision will be, COACH STAYS...just like in the movie. Suspend him awhile if you want, but bring the Briles magic back to Baylor. He is a man of integrity who has a lifetime of positive leadership around this state. Baylor fans will rally around Art like you have never seen in the history of this university. You will see these football players, assistant coaches, and interim head coach ball for him more than any movie could recreate. Time of revote, Baylor fans. COACH STAYS!"

There are no words. On his worst day, Patriot couldn't come up with something like this. And this shit is typical over there.
 
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