Hey guys, sorry for the off topic post. I know that we generally try to keep this forum sports related, but I really need your assistance.
See, three months ago I had a pretty major life event. My partner and I were finally able to get legally married here in Washington, but we haven't been able to get away on a honeymoon yet.
Here's how you can help:
If our marriage has caused yours to fall apart, or even suffer some serious friction or even second thoughts, I need to hear from you. If our marriage has turned any of your kids gay, I REALLY need to hear from you (we get bonus points for recruitment since we can't breed and all).
I'm sure you have all been impacted in some way, so please just tally up the damages below so that I can report back to HQ. If we get 1,000 total points we can win an entry in the drawing for the Big Gay Promiscuous Sex Cruise (tm) through the Caribbean next Spring, which would be the perfect honeymoon for us.
Thanks in advance! Go Tech!
See, three months ago I had a pretty major life event. My partner and I were finally able to get legally married here in Washington, but we haven't been able to get away on a honeymoon yet.
Here's how you can help:
If our marriage has caused yours to fall apart, or even suffer some serious friction or even second thoughts, I need to hear from you. If our marriage has turned any of your kids gay, I REALLY need to hear from you (we get bonus points for recruitment since we can't breed and all).
I'm sure you have all been impacted in some way, so please just tally up the damages below so that I can report back to HQ. If we get 1,000 total points we can win an entry in the drawing for the Big Gay Promiscuous Sex Cruise (tm) through the Caribbean next Spring, which would be the perfect honeymoon for us.
Thanks in advance! Go Tech!
