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We got locked outside on my balcony by a golden doodle puppy.

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Yeah so, our 4 month old puppy…she was wanting to be outside. (We live in the cultural district of Ft. Worth temporarily) Anyway, we were celebrating my birthday. Folks across the way were naked and having sexy time. Distracting and funny. Puppy hears us carrying on and wants to get in the action. Yep, she clicked the lock.

2nd floor. Luckily we had a phone and we called a friend. She comes over and we hope we hadn’t locked the front door. We did. Deadbolt. Locksmith? Mmmmmm. What can they do? There is no way they can pic.? So we get neighbors to throw up tools. Quickly research ways to open…everything fails.

Oh and the sex was over across the way.

We go through all the options as best we can at the time, all 3 of us and conclude.

We have to break in.

Shattered. Shadoobie. Shattered Shattered. Double panes. Total mess. We get out.



So. We’re renting temp.


Im pretty much resigned to paying the freight on this….but, I figured I’d toss a log out there and see if there are any insights. Idk. Bummer deal. My gal is upset. But meh, nobody and no dogs were hurt.

Bring it!
 
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