You know what, y’all have convinced me. We need covid vaccination cards to make sure we are all safe. Even though it’s very unlikely to change anything at this point, we should go ahead and normalize showing papers to do everyday things. Things we should mandate for the betterment of society:
1) Marriage licenses. Single parent homes are scientifically proven to be detrimental to children. They are at significantly higher risk of failing in school, mental health problems and addiction issues. And they are at significantly higher risk of divorcing their spouse and continuing the cycle. Why should we allow divorced people to participate in society like everyone else? It’s time we stop allowing this dangerous behavior to bring down society.
2) BMI cards. We should be tested every 6 months to make sure we are at an appropriate BMI and if you are not, you are denied the food you want to eat. You can pickup your groceries at a government run facility which will include meat and vegetables. I’m sorry this is just for the good of society. Obesity is the leading killer in the country by far and we can’t have you people clogging up the hospitals any longer. Your behavior will not be tolerated.
3) Alcohol and tobacco free certification cards. Another major public health situation, obviously. Random government drug testing for alcohol, tobacco and marijuana will curb this issue and keep everyone safe. It’s really important for our children and our communities to thrive and this will help to ensure everyone’s safety.
4) Social credit scores. We have got to save this planet folks. This is a public health crisis and it’s all of our responsibilities to do it. Your activity is going to be tracked on an app and if you are driving too much or running your AC too much, watering your grass at the wrong time, washing your clothes with hot water, etc you will be fined. We will know because all of these actions will require an app to check in before your devices will work. It’s for everyone’s good. And also if your social credit score is too low, you will be denied activities until it returns to an acceptable level. This is for the greater good.
I know this sounds difficult, but it’s just done out of love and compassion for society. And if you oppose any of this, you obviously don’t care about people and are THE problem.
1) Marriage licenses. Single parent homes are scientifically proven to be detrimental to children. They are at significantly higher risk of failing in school, mental health problems and addiction issues. And they are at significantly higher risk of divorcing their spouse and continuing the cycle. Why should we allow divorced people to participate in society like everyone else? It’s time we stop allowing this dangerous behavior to bring down society.
2) BMI cards. We should be tested every 6 months to make sure we are at an appropriate BMI and if you are not, you are denied the food you want to eat. You can pickup your groceries at a government run facility which will include meat and vegetables. I’m sorry this is just for the good of society. Obesity is the leading killer in the country by far and we can’t have you people clogging up the hospitals any longer. Your behavior will not be tolerated.
3) Alcohol and tobacco free certification cards. Another major public health situation, obviously. Random government drug testing for alcohol, tobacco and marijuana will curb this issue and keep everyone safe. It’s really important for our children and our communities to thrive and this will help to ensure everyone’s safety.
4) Social credit scores. We have got to save this planet folks. This is a public health crisis and it’s all of our responsibilities to do it. Your activity is going to be tracked on an app and if you are driving too much or running your AC too much, watering your grass at the wrong time, washing your clothes with hot water, etc you will be fined. We will know because all of these actions will require an app to check in before your devices will work. It’s for everyone’s good. And also if your social credit score is too low, you will be denied activities until it returns to an acceptable level. This is for the greater good.
I know this sounds difficult, but it’s just done out of love and compassion for society. And if you oppose any of this, you obviously don’t care about people and are THE problem.
