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OT: Gym Hijinx

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Matador
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So I’m trying to be less chubby, entered the RRS WLC, been hitting the gym on the reg. I’m just amazed at what people will do at the gym. What’s your worst/best gym story/pet peeve?

Mine:

1) What is it with baby boomers and strutting around the locker room completely naked? I mean I’m no prude, do your thing while getting dressed. But why do they insist on walking around or carrying on conversations with their shit hanging out? @SoCal Raider , fix this shit!

2) Asian guy in the sauna who uses the small confines as his personal yoga/breathing exercise space. Weird breathing, stretching, in tight quarters? This is supposed to be a place of quiet zen.

3) And finally......today in Lubbock. Flew in for the game to meet customer for dinner and go to the b-ball game. Paid for a day pass to Zach’s gym over off Milwaukee.

Walk into the locker room, and dudes completely ignore the walls of lockers, and have their gym bags lying on the benches, clothes strewn everywhere. Literally looks like a dorm room in there.

Then I jump in the sauna, to warm up. Me and another dude sitting in there quietly with headphones on, doing the right thing. This college kid comes in, barefoot on a disgusting concrete floor covered in sweat stains, proceeds to play his club music on full volumn through his phone, no headphones.....and then.....starts hawking loogies, then spitting them onto the floor of the sauna between his bare feet. F’ing animals!?!? Is this Russia???

Whatcha got?
 
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