A kid walks in the kitchen and sees his dad downing a glass of whiskey. "Dad, can i have a drink," the boy asks. The dad then asks the boy, "well, son, can you make your penis touch your butthole?" The boy sadly answers "no" and the dad says, "well, sorry, but you cant have a drink yet." A week goes by and the boy walks out on the patio and sees his dad smoking a fine cigar. He asks his dad if he can join and smoke the cigar with him. His dad asks again, "can your penis touch your butthole yet?" The boy drops his head and replies with a sad "no" and turns and walks back inside. Days go by and the boy stays depressed. His grandmother tries to cheer him up by baking some homemade chocolate chip cookies. She calls him to the table and presents to him a tray full of hot cookies and a cold glass of milk. The dad smells the cookies from outside and puts down his fine cigar beside his glass of whiskey and walks into the dining room. He sees his son sitting down with a tray full of freshly baked cookies and reaches for one. The son hits his dads hand away and says, "wait a second, can your penis touch your butthole?" The dad chuckles and says with pride "well, yes it can." His son smiles and says, "good, go f×÷k yourself then, these cookies are mine."
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