1. I want Bama to break UT like Bane breaks Batman. 49-3 final score would work for me.
2. I want ASU to beat Okie Lite by double digits. I don’t think this will happen at all, but I really wish it would. (Side Note: just realized there are essentially 3 future conference matchups this weekend with us vs UH, BYU vs RU, and ASU vs OSU)
3. I want Kittley to serve up another 50 Burger.
4. I want USC to outperform OU this season. Not that I respect what Riley did, but I think it’s hilarious to watch OU mentally spiral like they did, and it would be great if they have to do it all year long.
5. I want Chris Beard to find hair in his food every time he goes out to eat. Beard hair, head hair, pubes…doesn’t matter, they all work.
6. I want to see Dana have a drunken night on Saturday, but the real bad kind that stems from a blowout loss.
I am sure there are more I will think of later, but tell me what you are wishing for this weekend/season!
2. I want ASU to beat Okie Lite by double digits. I don’t think this will happen at all, but I really wish it would. (Side Note: just realized there are essentially 3 future conference matchups this weekend with us vs UH, BYU vs RU, and ASU vs OSU)
3. I want Kittley to serve up another 50 Burger.
4. I want USC to outperform OU this season. Not that I respect what Riley did, but I think it’s hilarious to watch OU mentally spiral like they did, and it would be great if they have to do it all year long.
5. I want Chris Beard to find hair in his food every time he goes out to eat. Beard hair, head hair, pubes…doesn’t matter, they all work.
6. I want to see Dana have a drunken night on Saturday, but the real bad kind that stems from a blowout loss.
I am sure there are more I will think of later, but tell me what you are wishing for this weekend/season!
