Has there ever been a team with more bits than the D-Backs?

[kimbrolio]

While basking in the glow of that win, I thought it was time to talk about all the crap that's been bothering me. Feel free to add your own.

• Seemingly every player has some form of wacky facial hair
• Their star rookie looks like someone dressed their 7th grader up as Mike Piazza for Halloween
• Their name is entirely too long
• Stupid swimming pool in their stadium
• Stupid dimensions; Josh hit a ball that would've been out anywhere, but it's FOUR HUNDRED THIRTEEN FEET to left center
• And finally, they're in Phoenix, which is just a stupid place that shouldn't exist. They're building a pipeline to Mexico to get water for fark's sake!!

Oh, almost forgot...

 

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