One of the questions from a few episodes of Answer the Internet....
If you could pick anyone to have sex with knowing they would die immediately after, who would you pick?
As a patriot, these are my top nominees w/ Pros & Cons from Least Patriotic (Most Selfish) to Most Patriotic:
Who would you add to this list? Is this order wrong?
- AOC
PROS: Young, skinny, has some warlocks that gravity hasn't ruined yet. Could also secretly record, move somewhere that doesn't have US extredition & get rich off of Sex Tape. Has that spicy Latina pvssy. NOM.
CONS: Outside of having to hear her say anything, there's also the fact that her horse teeth would be an automatic cheese-grater on the dong. Plus, there's a decent chance she is re-elected so it would be a waste. Most selfish of the options.
- Illhan Omar
Pros: Would be the most diverse chick I've ever hooked up with which is valuable currency in today's society. Married her brother so she is crazy/desperate/not-rational. Could nut on a hijab, which is nice (some cracker came somewhere, get over it).
Cons: You know she has a nasty, smelly, hairy cooter. Highly doubt she makes it to 2022, so a bit of a waste. Plus, if she can somehow feel the death coming on, she would likely take me out for JIHAD.
- Pelosi
PROS: BIG, FAT WARLOCKS. Those puppies would be swinging. She's always sucking on her dentures, she could just pops those out & give a gummy while you smack her tits around. Kill off the super lib that knows how to play the political game the best, allowing the rest of the psychos to become unleashed and show America how crazy they are.
CONS: would have to purchase AstroGlide.
-Heels Up Harris
PROS: Sexy, decent tatas, mixed race vag (the spiciest kind of vag). Decent face, in decent shape. Would be stereotypical interracial pron, me wearing a backwards MAGA hat, her yelling instructions while throwing in all kinds of "Cracker"s, "Honkey"s, & "White Devil"s while having the same expression in the picture below... all while taking out the candidate the DNC wants to push the hardest.
CONS: She'd call me a racist & I'd be tunnel buddies w/ Willie Brown.
- RBG
PROS: Would finally complete the job that four bouts w/ cancer couldn't. Trump elects new SC Justice & libs heads explode.
CONS: Ugly old sack of bones that would be drier than Lubbock in the summer.
- Sonia Sotomayor
PROS: Would take away a younger super lib justice, would replace her w/ that smoke show Amy. Has that spicy latina cooter.
CONS: Big, ugly linebacker. Don't speak spanish so I couldn't understand her disappointment.
If you could pick anyone to have sex with knowing they would die immediately after, who would you pick?
As a patriot, these are my top nominees w/ Pros & Cons from Least Patriotic (Most Selfish) to Most Patriotic:
Who would you add to this list? Is this order wrong?
- AOC
PROS: Young, skinny, has some warlocks that gravity hasn't ruined yet. Could also secretly record, move somewhere that doesn't have US extredition & get rich off of Sex Tape. Has that spicy Latina pvssy. NOM.
CONS: Outside of having to hear her say anything, there's also the fact that her horse teeth would be an automatic cheese-grater on the dong. Plus, there's a decent chance she is re-elected so it would be a waste. Most selfish of the options.
- Illhan Omar
Pros: Would be the most diverse chick I've ever hooked up with which is valuable currency in today's society. Married her brother so she is crazy/desperate/not-rational. Could nut on a hijab, which is nice (some cracker came somewhere, get over it).
Cons: You know she has a nasty, smelly, hairy cooter. Highly doubt she makes it to 2022, so a bit of a waste. Plus, if she can somehow feel the death coming on, she would likely take me out for JIHAD.
- Pelosi
PROS: BIG, FAT WARLOCKS. Those puppies would be swinging. She's always sucking on her dentures, she could just pops those out & give a gummy while you smack her tits around. Kill off the super lib that knows how to play the political game the best, allowing the rest of the psychos to become unleashed and show America how crazy they are.
CONS: would have to purchase AstroGlide.
-Heels Up Harris
PROS: Sexy, decent tatas, mixed race vag (the spiciest kind of vag). Decent face, in decent shape. Would be stereotypical interracial pron, me wearing a backwards MAGA hat, her yelling instructions while throwing in all kinds of "Cracker"s, "Honkey"s, & "White Devil"s while having the same expression in the picture below... all while taking out the candidate the DNC wants to push the hardest.
CONS: She'd call me a racist & I'd be tunnel buddies w/ Willie Brown.
- RBG
PROS: Would finally complete the job that four bouts w/ cancer couldn't. Trump elects new SC Justice & libs heads explode.
CONS: Ugly old sack of bones that would be drier than Lubbock in the summer.
- Sonia Sotomayor
PROS: Would take away a younger super lib justice, would replace her w/ that smoke show Amy. Has that spicy latina cooter.
CONS: Big, ugly linebacker. Don't speak spanish so I couldn't understand her disappointment.
