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Confessions Thread, lets turn this season around.

houstonlaxman

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I changed out my Tech yard flag and while I was burning it to a small blob of polyester I realized we did not have our annual confession thread. So let’s turn this thing around.

Before the pledge ceremony we were all packed in one of the rooms at the lodge where we were supposed to be quietly waiting. While back there I let loose one the nastiest silent farts quite possibly ever know to man. Everyone begins coughing, talking and laughing, the pledge trainer busts into the room to yell at but even he was aghast of the odor. Thankfully for me but unfortunately for one of my pledge brothers he was blamed for my flatulence and had was given nickname “gas man” . Some guys still call him that and his best man actually used the story in his best man toast. Sorry Gas Man.
 
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