OK I have to come clean here on RRS, Some of you were onto @codycc64 but you to need understand the story behind the article.
Last week after Trump spoke at Double Eagle’s rig, Cody and I were hanging out with Trump and Ken Hance. Trump called Cody and I over and said he just got a text from Hunter Biden and he had a VIP room at Jaguar’s in Odessa and Trump ask if we could give him a ride. Cody and I weren’t high on the strip club but how often do you get to hang out with the POTUS? So we slipped off and headed for Jaguar’s. When we got there, Hunter and Obama were throwing 100’s around like candy. Shortly after arriving Dick Cheney and Karl Rove showed up. Cheney had a bag full of Texas Tech logo heart monitors and of course Rove brought his White Board. Rove showed us how the Tech WBB was doing monitor calculations on his White Board. We were talking about going to play flag football so we could use the heart monitors when Brandon Carter in wrestling tights and face paint kicked down the locked door and let Nancy Pelosi in the room with tassels swinging (I’ll never be able to unsee that). Since we were all disgusted, we all ran out of the VIP room headed for the parking lot behind Cody who pancaked Chuck Shumur who was lurking outside the broken door. Once in the parking lot Cody hopped in the cab of his F150 work truck where Patrick Mahomes was waiting. Me, Trump, Obama, Hunter, Dick, Karl and Brandon jumped in the bed of the truck and we sped off to the local Jr High football field to use the heart monitors. The secret service was chasing us and Nancy running down the street behind them. When we arrived at the Jr High we noticed a government black limo park by the playground. Greg Abbott who had passed us on the highway in his turbo wheelchair went over to see who it was in the limo. To our surprise in sunglasses and acting like they were reading the paper were Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. They were listening to Elvis music but not on the radio Elvis was in the back seat. After a long argument of Trump and Obama claiming to be better QB’s than Mahomes we hooked up the monitors and started to play football. We were all exhausted since Mahomes only wanted to go deep. Just then Marlene, Hillary and Janet Reno pulled up in another black limo. Marlene went berserk because the heart monitors were below 50%. That was a minor issue when Hillary found Monica in the car with Bill. Thank goodness Chris Beard had just shown up and was able to get everyone to agree to a fireside chat. At this point Cody and I went in the school and borrowed a Big Chief tablet and an oversized #2 pencil and we wrote the USA today article. Since Marlene carrying her AR 15 took the monitors away, Trump decided it was time to head back to Air Force One. So, Cody and I gave him the article. Once on Air Force One Trump gave the article to his friends from the USA Today. Now you know the rest of the story.
Last week after Trump spoke at Double Eagle’s rig, Cody and I were hanging out with Trump and Ken Hance. Trump called Cody and I over and said he just got a text from Hunter Biden and he had a VIP room at Jaguar’s in Odessa and Trump ask if we could give him a ride. Cody and I weren’t high on the strip club but how often do you get to hang out with the POTUS? So we slipped off and headed for Jaguar’s. When we got there, Hunter and Obama were throwing 100’s around like candy. Shortly after arriving Dick Cheney and Karl Rove showed up. Cheney had a bag full of Texas Tech logo heart monitors and of course Rove brought his White Board. Rove showed us how the Tech WBB was doing monitor calculations on his White Board. We were talking about going to play flag football so we could use the heart monitors when Brandon Carter in wrestling tights and face paint kicked down the locked door and let Nancy Pelosi in the room with tassels swinging (I’ll never be able to unsee that). Since we were all disgusted, we all ran out of the VIP room headed for the parking lot behind Cody who pancaked Chuck Shumur who was lurking outside the broken door. Once in the parking lot Cody hopped in the cab of his F150 work truck where Patrick Mahomes was waiting. Me, Trump, Obama, Hunter, Dick, Karl and Brandon jumped in the bed of the truck and we sped off to the local Jr High football field to use the heart monitors. The secret service was chasing us and Nancy running down the street behind them. When we arrived at the Jr High we noticed a government black limo park by the playground. Greg Abbott who had passed us on the highway in his turbo wheelchair went over to see who it was in the limo. To our surprise in sunglasses and acting like they were reading the paper were Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. They were listening to Elvis music but not on the radio Elvis was in the back seat. After a long argument of Trump and Obama claiming to be better QB’s than Mahomes we hooked up the monitors and started to play football. We were all exhausted since Mahomes only wanted to go deep. Just then Marlene, Hillary and Janet Reno pulled up in another black limo. Marlene went berserk because the heart monitors were below 50%. That was a minor issue when Hillary found Monica in the car with Bill. Thank goodness Chris Beard had just shown up and was able to get everyone to agree to a fireside chat. At this point Cody and I went in the school and borrowed a Big Chief tablet and an oversized #2 pencil and we wrote the USA today article. Since Marlene carrying her AR 15 took the monitors away, Trump decided it was time to head back to Air Force One. So, Cody and I gave him the article. Once on Air Force One Trump gave the article to his friends from the USA Today. Now you know the rest of the story.
