Recap: Bathrooms are built wrong. Should be single unit with locking door completely enclosed as in its own room. In addition to being its own room, there should be sound proofing in the walls.
I don't want to walk into my cubicle to do my daily business at the same time a woman (or small child or really anyone) walks into the one next to me, only to have my Kashi cereal play a 21 gun salute through my sphincter, IYKWIMAIRDKIYDBITYD!
That damn Kashi cereal gives me the winds worse than leftover pinto beans on a hot summer day. Seriously, I can't eat it anymore and expect to be available for at least the first 4 hours of the next day. What the hell do they put in that stuff?!
I don't want to walk into my cubicle to do my daily business at the same time a woman (or small child or really anyone) walks into the one next to me, only to have my Kashi cereal play a 21 gun salute through my sphincter, IYKWIMAIRDKIYDBITYD!
That damn Kashi cereal gives me the winds worse than leftover pinto beans on a hot summer day. Seriously, I can't eat it anymore and expect to be available for at least the first 4 hours of the next day. What the hell do they put in that stuff?!